♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE ♪
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP ♪
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ HE'S MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR ♪
♪ THE KING WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
♪ HE'LL MAKE A MYSTERY ♪
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ DEFYING THEM MEETS CALAMITY ♪
♪ THE CAT'S SUPERIORITY
♪ OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
♪ O-O-OH OH OH-OH O-O-OH O-OH ♪
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
NO NEED FOR SIGNALS, HEATHCLIFF.
I KNOW WHERE THEY KEEP THE TUNA IN THIS STORE,
BUT I HAVE TO PICK UP SOME OTHER THINGS FIRST.
HUH?
[SLURP]
MMM, I CAN ALMOST TASTE THAT TUNA.
RATS!
HEATHCLIFF!
WHEN IT COMES TO TUNA,
NOTHING ELSE COMES FIRST.
AAH!
OHH!
MM-HMM.
HUH?
YEE-OW!
WHEW!
AAH!
UNH!
STOP THAT CAT!
AT LAST!
HUH?
NO TUNA?!
YOU'VE BEEN A BAD CAT, HEATHCLIFF.
[BAWLING]
POOR THING. HE'S UPSET.
HEATHCLIFF, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
OH, IS THAT ALL?
IF THEY DON'T HAVE TUNA HERE,
I'M SURE THEY'LL HAVE IT AT SOME OTHER STORE.
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, MA'AM?
OH, HEATHCLIFF IS JUST UPSET
THAT YOU'RE ALL OUT OF TUNA.
I TOLD HIM THAT WE'D FIND SOME AT ANOTHER STORE.
PROBABLY NOT, MA'AM.
HAVEN'T YOU HEARD ABOUT THE BIG TUNA SHORTAGE?
A SHARK HAS BEEN CHASING ALL THE TUNA AWAY.
THE FLEET'S COME BACK EMPTY-NETTED FOR DAYS.
FEED HIM CAT CRUNCHIES.
HE'LL NEVER NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE.
AFTER ALL, HE'S JUST A CAT.
JUST A CAT?
CAT CRUNCHIES?!
[GRRR]
AAH!
[GRRR]
NEVER NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE, HUH?
HERE, YOU TAKE THE CAT CRUNCHIES.
[GROANS]
[SNIFFS]
P.U.!
[MOANS]
DOESN'T SHE UNDERSTAND I DON'T HAVE TIME TO DAWDLE?
I GOT TO GET HOME AND FIND MY FISHING GEAR.
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE IN SUCH A HURRY TO GET HOME, HEATHCLIFF.
THERE'S NO TUNA THERE EITHER.
UNH!
UNH.
[FIRE ENGINE BELL]
AH, PRIORITY EXPRESS SERVICE.
OHH.
HEATHCLIFF?
MEOW!
♪ LA DA DA DA DOO DO DOO DO DOO ♪
[TIRES SCREECH]
HOME SWEET HOME.
NOW TO GET SOME FISHIN' EQUIPMENT, AND I'LL BE OFF.
ISN'T IT ABOUT TIME FOR HEATHCLIFF'S DINNER?
I WAS JUST GETTING IT NOW, GRANDPA.
UH-OH!
THERE'S NO MORE TUNA LEFT.
JUST THIS OLD BOX OF CAT CRUNCHIES.
AS I RECALL, HEATHCLIFF HATES THAT STUFF.
[CRASH]
[BANGING]
HEY, HEATHCLIFF!
TIME FOR DINNER!
I THOUGHT THERE WASN'T ANY TUNA.
HOW ABOUT SOME NICE CAT CRUNCHIES, HEATHCLIFF?
NO!
GRANDMA!
MEOW!
YUCK!
I TOLD YOU HE HATED THAT STUFF.
HEY! LOOK, IT'S HEATHCLIFF.
HIYA, BOYS.
I GOT A LITTLE PROPOSITION FOR YOU.
COMIN' FROM YOU, SHORTSTOP,
IT WOULD HAVE TO BE LITTLE.
AS UNOFFICIAL MASCOT OF THE TUNA FLEET,
I'M LOOKING FOR 3 VOLUNTEERS FOR A LITTLE CRUISE.
HA HA! HA HA! HA HA!
LISTEN, BOYS, THIS IS SERIOUS.
THERE'S A TUNA CRISIS.
WE HAVE TO GET RID OF THE SHARK,
OR WHO KNOWS WHAT WE'LL END UP EATING.
PERSONALLY, I'LL EAT ANYTHING I CAN GET,
EVEN CAT CRUNCHIES.
I KIND OF LIKE CAT CRUNCHIES.
CAT CRUNCHIES? YUCH!
THANKS FOR VOLUNTEERING, BOYS. LET'S SHOVE OFF.
YEAH, WELL A CAT'S GOTTA DO WHAT A CAT'S GOTTA DO.
MORNING, HEATHCLIFF.
IF YOU CAN FIND ANY TUNA, YOU'RE WELCOME TO IT.
HUH?
Heathcliff: THERE SHE IS, BOYS, THE PRIDE OF THE FLEET,
THE LOONY TUNA.
GEE, HEATHCLIFF, THOSE GUYS BARELY LOOKED AT US.
YEAH, POOR GUYS.
THEY'RE ALMOST AS DEPRESSED ABOUT TUNA AS I AM.
ALL RIGHT, ME HARDIES, PREPARE TO SAIL!
YOU CAST OFF THE LINES.
YOU AND YOU, WEIGH ANCHOR.
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN HEATHCLIFF.
GEE, HE'S REALLY GETTING INTO THIS SAILOR STUFF.
WELL, LET'S SEE HERE NOW.
THIS SWITCH OUGHT TO DO IT.
WEIGH ANCHOR! CAST OFF!
HEY! THAT'S MY BOAT!
COME BACK WITH MY BOAT!
AAH!
[SHIP'S HORN]
HEY, HEATHCLIFF,
THEY'RE FOLLOWING US!
IF THEY CATCH US, WE'LL NEVER STOP THAT SHARK.
HEAVE THE GRAPPLING HOOKS.
AAH!
[GRUNTING]
DROP ANCHOR!
UNH!
COME BACK HERE!
THAT OUGHT TO KEEP THEM BUSY FOR AWHILE.
IF I REMEMBER RIGHT, THE FLEET USUALLY FISHES OVER THAT WAY!
AH, THE OPEN SEA.
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE IT. RIGHT, BOYS?
[GROANING]
LANDLUBBERS!
[MOANING]
HEATHCLIFF, LOOK!
HUH?
THAT SHARK HAS TERRORIZED HIS LAST TUNA.
WOW! A SUNKEN TREASURE.
HOLD IT THERE, BEHEMOTH.
COME HERE OFTEN?
WHAT A SISSY!
WHAT A CHICKEN OF THE SEA!
YOU GOT RID OF THE SHARK!
HOW DID YOU DO IT?
AS A REWARD, WE'RE GIVING THE FOUR OF YOU
THIS ENTIRE BOX OF CAT CRUNCHIES,
ALL FOR YOURSELVES.
OH, BOY!OH, BOY! OH, BOY!
AWW... AWW... AWW...
HEY, LOOK!
THE TUNA LIKE THE CAT CRUNCHIES!
LOWER THE NET!
THIS IS MY IDEA OF A LUXURY CRUISE!
YEAH. I GUESS THOSE CAT CRUNCHIES
ARE GOOD FOR SOMETHING AFTER ALL! HA HA HA!
EXCUSE ME.
HUH. IT AIN'T HERE. IT AIN'T HERE!
HECTOR, WHAT'S HIDING THAT YOU AIN'T FINDING?
THE SUNDAY COMICS!
I HAVE TO READ MY COMICS FROM THE PAPER.
IT'S MY FAVORITE SUNDAY ACTIVITY.
[GRRR]
HEH HEH. WHOOPS.
WHAT WAS IT YOU WANTED, HECTOR MY BOY?
HEH HEH HEH. I--
I--I UH, AH, I WAS LOOKING FOR MY COMICS.
UH, SORRY, RIFF RAFF.
YOU DON'T REMEMBER WHERE YOU LEFT THEM?
YOU DON'T REMEMBER WHERE YOU LAST SAW THEM?
UH-UH.
HEH HEH. HEH HEH HEH HEH.
DEDUCTIVE REASONING, MY DEAR HECTOR.
HA HA HA HA HA!
NOW, WHAT'S THAT ORANGE BALL OF FUR UP TO THIS WEEK?
HUH? WHAT'S THIS?
"LEARN DEDUCTIVE REASONING.
"BE A PRIVATE DETECTIVE IN YOUR SPARE TIME.
"LIVE AN EXCITING LIFE!
"MEET STRANGE CHARACTERS.
"BE THE ENVY OF OTHERS!
LEARN THE POWERS OF DEDUCTIVE REASONING."
HMM.
AHA!
I FOUND IT!
HI, GUYS.
ALL RIGHT, CATS, GET READY FOR HECTOR THE DETECTOR!
ONE HERO, COMING UP!
"PART ONE: THE LIFE OF A PRIVATE DETECTIVE."
♪ TUNA FISH, TUNA FISH
♪ HOW I LOVE THAT TUNA FISH ♪
OH, NO!
SOMEBODY STOLE MY TUNA FISH SANDWICH!
THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR HECTOR THE DETECTOR!
JUST GIVE ME THE FACTS.
HECTOR SCHMECTOR. I WANT MY TUNA FISH SANDWICH, AND NOW!
DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING.
I SHALL USE DEDUCTIVE REASONING
AND SPECIAL TRAINING TO SOLVE THIS CASE.
FIRST DEDUCTION: WHO ARE THE SUSPECTS?
YOW!
VERY SUSPICIOUS.
HUH.
OH, BOY, OH, BOY, OH, BOY!
HEY! WHAT? HECTOR!
UH, HEH HEH. I SOLVED THE TUNA CAPER.
HEH HEH.
YOU MEAN MY SANDWICH?
YOU MEAN THE ONE I JUST FOUND
IN MY OTHER PICNIC COOLER.
UH, HEY, HECTOR!
CAN I HAVE MY SANDWICH BACK NOW, HUH?
DEDUCTIVE REASONING, EH?
HOW ABOUT DEDUCTIVE CHICKEN SALAD?
THANK YOU.
WHY DON'T YOU GO LOOK FOR YOUR BRAINS.
AND NOW TO PRACTICE MY TRAILING TECHNIQUES.
AH-AH-AH-AH-CHOO!
HUH?
HECTOR, MY BOY, A NOT-SO-CLEVER PLOY.
OOPS!
EEEYAAH!
[CRASH]
WHOA.
YOU FALL LIKE A ROCK, SHERLOCK.
HA HA HA HA HA.
NOBODY WANTS TO COOPERATE.
HOW CAN A GUY BE A HERO?
RIFF RAFF, THIS IS THE BEST ONE I EVER COME ACROSS.
AND IT'S ALL YOURS!
AND YOU'RE SURE IT'S GONNA WORK?
WORKS LIKE A CHARM.
I COULD NOT HAVE FOUND YOU A BETTER ITEM, MY FRIEND.
I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE ANY TROUBLE WITH IT?
IF YOU DON'T WANT NO TROUBLE,
YOU'D BETTER COME ALONG WITH ME.
HMM. NO TROUBLE.
NO TROUBLE!
Both: COME WITH ME.
DON'T FIND OUT.
RIFF RAFF'S IN TROUBLE.
AND HE CAN'T TELL US.
AND THE WEIRD CAT TOOK HIM AWAY, JUST LIKE THAT!
OH, NO!
IF RIFF RAFF'S IN TROUBLE, LET'S GO,
ON THE DOUBLE!
UH...YEAH!
ALL FOR ALL AND ONE FOR ONE.
SHH!
SHEESH. THEY LIVE AT THE JUNKYARD.
WHAT'D I TELL YOU?
SOMETHING'S FISHY HERE, AND IT AIN'T TUNA.
"CHAPTER 3: TAILING A SUSPECT."
GEE, HECTOR, WHICH WAY DO WE GO NOW?
"CHAPTER 4: LOOKING FOR CLUES."
FACE IT, MY FRIEND, WE'VE REACHED THE END.
AHA!
THEY WENT THAT-A-WAY!
DUH, ARE YOU SURE, HECTOR?
I AM SO SURE,
THAT I WILL LET YOU BE THE FIRST ONE TO FIND RIFF RAFF.
GEE, HE'LL THANK ME!
HERE I COME, RIFF RAFF!
YEAH, I DON'T THINK RIFF RAFF IS HERE, HECTOR.
HEH HEH, HEH HEH, HEH HEH.
WE'RE STILL IN THE OLD BALL GAME, MY FRIENDS.
HEY, I NEVER BEEN HERE BEFORE.
A LIKELY PLACE FOR A HIDEOUT.
WE'D BEST BE DISCREET. WE'RE NOT SURE WHO WE'LL MEET.
YEAH, I DON'T THINK I LIKE THIS PLACE.
HEY!
GIVE ME SOME ROOM TO BREATHE!
YAAH!
HEY, FELLAS, IT'S ONLY ME!
HEH HEH HEH.
I KNEW IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
HECTOR, I THINK WE CAN SEE
THIS CASE IS LEADING US UP A TREE!
YEAH, HECTOR, AND I DON'T THINK
WE'RE GOING TO FIND RIFF RAFF.
BUT--BUT--BUT ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL.
WHAT ABOUT OUR PAL RIFF RAFF?
[BELLOWING LAUGHTER]
AAH! AAH! AAH!
[SCREECHING]
FOLLOW ME!
THERE'S RIFF RAFF! WE GOTTA SAVE HIM!
ONE FOR ONE AND, DUH, UH, DUH--
"CHAPTER 5: THE RESCUE"!
WE'RE COMING TO SAVE YOU, RIFF RAFF!
IT'S OK, RIFF RAFF, I'VE SAVED YOUR LIFE!
CORRECTION-- YOU JUST RUINED OUR NEW MOVIE PROJECTOR,
THAT MY OLD FRIEND GUS SPENT A MONTH MAKING FOR US.
SOME DETECTIVE.
GOLLY, IT SURE IS NEAT
HAVING YOUR OWN MOVIES.
THE SECOND FEATURE IS A PRIVATE DETECTIVE MOVIE, HECTOR.
SHEESH. I--I THINK I'LL-- I THINK I'LL JUST SIT THAT ONE OUT, FELLAS.
HA. HEH HEH. HEH.
[LAUGHTER]
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